Officially my new pick-up line
From the Champions of Yore 3 Xenologue when Henry battles Deirdre
When the galactic scientist overlords built me they failed to take into account the typical slope of the trapezius muscle and clavicle bone of a common human being. Thus I am given the perpetual shrug.
And then the magical traveling circus of scholastic would randomly show up
at the motherfucking BOOK FAIR
I seriously miss the book fair.
Wait, you mean these don’t exist anymore?
We even had them in Pakistan and they were a big hit.
Oh the good old days