Bowser the Koopa King

adamusprime:

i’m bringin sexy back. it was defective. yes, i still have the receipt. thanks.

adrians:

adrians:

the best thing about having the house to myself is that I can make breakfast in my underwear

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goodfuckingcoffee:

packs 2 hours before leaving for a trip

unpacks 3 months after coming home

vvidget:

I know this is long, but I needed to share it.

skhiev:

hashbrownyoloswag:

The last one tho 😂

I’m dead af 😂😂😂

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nicolezai:

This gave me butterflies

nicolezai:

This gave me butterflies

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nonomella:

I made this powerpoint for this week’s lesson - Regional/Iconic American Foods. I went back through and replaced all the text with my student’s reactions.

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ecstasysmom:

Someone should check on Flo

ecstasysmom:

Someone should check on Flo

can you stop posting pingu please
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butt-berry:

All my knowledge of sexual slang comes from seeing what comments people put on this when they reblog it

butt-berry:

All my knowledge of sexual slang comes from seeing what comments people put on this when they reblog it

sarahharasb:

theboychosenbythekeyblade:

you forgot the best one:

So he came prepared lol.

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